Lol don’t worry the Ashton thing was fake :3
OH THANK GOODNESS
It felt kinda fake but lol a 12yr old might think that was cool and try it out, just a little PSA then :3
Okay this go all the fanfiction writers, I know our writing are great (its Pulitzer prize/Oprah Book Club worthy!) but for the love of all that is good and holy do not and I repeat do not read them out loud to a group of people, I’ve done it once and it was not pretty and I feel for this girl…. so yeah dont do it.
Hugh Dancy looks like a homosexual little twink and this is offensive to the gay community who can’t have sex with him. DISGUSTING, BRYAN. #hancelcannibal
EW GROSS
Im offended by Murder Husbands because im not married #hancelcannibal
the lack of dicks touching during the sex scene #hancelcannibal
THE COCKS MUST TOUCH
AFFIRMITIVE
This is mads in a rap music video
Jokeren – Sig Ja
WHAT AM I WATCHING RIGHT NOW
I dont really know…..but it has mads so its okay
it’s not just a coincidence that “be an anal clinch” is an anagram for “cancel hannibal”
only a true anal clinch would call for ‘hannibal’ to be cancelled
the lack of dicks touching during the sex scene #hancelcannibal