otherbully1:

Fanfic help:

I NEED A WORD FOR PENIS. A WORD OTHER THAN ‘DICK’ OR ‘COCK’ THAT DOESN’T SOUND RIDICULOUSLY STUPID!!!! JUST FOR ONE TIME USE.

(even though ‘cock’ sounds stupid to me sometimes but I’m trying to cater to my audience right now… plus it’s fitting for the characters involved. When I write smut with people of color in it, ‘dick’ is the one I’ll be using)

Phallus, but that probably sounds dumb too

peoplesausage:

chesapeake-cannibal:

peoplesausage:

capslockcreeper:

somesickcat:

chesapeake-cannibal:

This is mads in a rap music video

Jokeren – Sig Ja

WHAT AM I WATCHING RIGHT NOW

ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS THAT IT WAS TAGGED #MIKKELPICKLE

AAAAHHHHHHH SOMEONE FOUND THE TAG

MIKKELPICKLE IS THAT YOUR NICKNAME FOR MADS DICK OR SOMETHING!?!?! LOL IM USING THAT FOREVA

WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU INSINUATING

IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THEN. MADS DICK SHALL BE FOREVER NAMED “MIKKELPICKLE” ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH (basically just watching mads sex scenes without sexual release)