whatkindofcrazy:

OMG OOOMMMGGG

Hannibal, really out did himself today. He had found the perfect kill for this diner. Everything, had to be perfect before he dropped the bomb to Will.

He really hope he wouldn’t choke on his Aiguilette de Canard à l’anis while he announced the big news: He was going to be a father. And he really didn’t know how Office Door had ended up pregnant. He had been careful each time but faith had been a bitch.

~~

Will was appreciating the succulent dish that Hannibal had prepare tonight. He out did himself this time.

“Will, i have something to tell you…” Hannibal seriously said.

Will, swallowed the piece of meat, looked up to hannibal and felt the seriousness of the situation.

“I don’t know if i want to hear about it…”

“ You need to know.”

There was a brief pause before Hannibal spoke again

” Im going to be a dad…"

Will let those suck in. His mind went blank. Rage filled his veins and before he could try to control himself the anger took over:

“ WHAT THE FUCK HANNIBAL? HOW? WHO THE FUCK? ”

Hannibal didn’t reply, he knew that if he spoke he would make it worst.

“ OH DONT FUCKING TELL ME IT’S THAT FUCKING FLAT DOOR???” Will stood up in fury, hissing his words. Hannibal was a wall he didn’t reply. “ GODDAMIT HANNIBAL I TOLD YOU TO CHANGE THAT DOOR ! HOW DID YOU ….FUCK YOU”

Will hurried out of the dinning room took his coat, his car keys that were next to Hannibal’s office door keys. He grab both and before Hannibal could grab him he was out of the vast house yelling at the top of his lung: ” FUCK YOU HANNIBAL “

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On the stage you could see Will and the door (who had been disfigured by Will’s keys).

Will was cussing hannibal saying that he trusted the man and he loved him. That he even put his feelings aside for office ladder to make the relationship work.

When Hannibal, walked on to the stage he was booooed by the crowd. All those people were rude, they didn’t understand his relationships, and he had only agreed to this because of Will had promised that after this national humiliation he may take him back… Hannibal knew he’d take him back and he’d still enjoy Office door’s flat surfaces.

“So, Hannibal why did you cheat on Will?”

“Some desires can not be put aside..” Hannibal calmy replied. Of course the public boooed even harder and Will was sighing and eye rolling him..

HERE THERE HAVE SOME AWFUL BABYDOOR MAURY FIC

*REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I DIDNT KNOW WHERE MY LONG CRACKFIC WENT? WELL IT WAS IN MY QUEUE I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT IT WAS THERE*

I wonder what Hannibal’s reaction would be if the test said he wasn’t the father…

omfg