I Hate The Show Hannibal Tbh

General multifandom blog
There’s two kinds of people in this world. Those that find Hugh Dancy attractive. And those who agree but prefer Mads.

“Ew! how are you attracted to mads? he’s so wei-”

“If you have a crush on mads you have daddy issu-”

“Mads is old enough to be your da-”

“If Mads wasn’t attractive, you wouldn’t give a shit about hi-”

I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.
ok there is no way hugh dancy is 40
40 years old
4 decades of life
he still looks like a baby with a beard come on
He’s actually 39 today soo…..
what are the fucking chances that i accidentally steal hugh dancy’s seat in the fucking cinema holy fucking fuck
Very weird but important question….was the seat warm when you sat on it?
what if…what if back when mads was on tumblr that one time, he saw our tags and comments calling him a real trash bag dirty hobo smelly jerk dork and got sad about it
I always call him hobo since he HAS said that looks like one once
but if it did I would be sad
but i literally just created it. Give me some time to get a theme goin okay thank u
YEAH
Get ready for the smut cause im coming in hot