“Ew! how are you attracted to mads? he’s so wei-”

“If you have a crush on mads you have daddy issu-”

“Mads is old enough to be your da-”

“If Mads wasn’t attractive, you wouldn’t give a shit about hi-”

trr-rr:

what if…what if back when mads was on tumblr that one time, he saw our tags and comments calling him a real trash bag dirty hobo smelly jerk dork and got sad about it

I always call him hobo since he HAS said that looks like one once

but if it did I would be sad