oh god noooooo i have the biggest kink for virgin!will and gentle!hanni why are you doing this to me im gonna cry help

awildcreature:

good gravy miss daisy let me explain to you my passions

will has always been with women (sexually) but has many a time found himself attracted to men and finds satisfaction in gay porn. 

which has never bothered him much because despite gender it seems he can’t make a connection with anyone anyway. 😦

UNTIL HANNIBAL

Will is drawn to Hannibal, painfully aroused around him. Finally fed up with the tension, William tries despertly to flirt, woe the older man with compliments

that suit makes you look…..very….handsome the color is nice….heh

sink his teeth into the older man and get him into bed

after his failure with alana he NEEDS IT, is so hungry for it, wants to lock stock and barell this big daddy

he has that lithuainian pony in his sights and by jobe he is going to get it

-i have a big thing for flirty horny will okay-

and hannibal even feigns a little blush or exhasperation at will’s advances like maybe spills a little wine at a touch just to boost will’s ego. hannibal can physically see will beam at how well his little game is going

even though inside hanni is like-

i am going to poud your ass into the matress small pup this is fantastic

and when they do the frackle will is so excited and ready, he watched like a bunch of lil porn videos and is crazy eager but of course most online porn leaves out stretching and lubing and he tries to get hannibal inside him too fast and that little ego gets brusied and he feels silly

but hanni is like

no no no no no this is gunna be great watch this

and hannibal just spends forever with his tongue in will’s toosh before fucking him into the sunset

and everybody lives happily ever after the end

I live for stuff like this

victorianfae:

Apparently ratings for Hannibal’s premiere were a bit low. Here are things I’ve seen recommended for fans interested in supporting their shows:

  • Watch live
  • Live tweet with official hashtags
  • As much as possible, stream through official channels (I let shows play on mute in Hulu, especially the first week)
  • Reach out to sponsors (tweets, emails, etc)
  • Spread the word

Let’s show the cast and crew our love!