Do you think Mads has ever slept with another woman since he got into a relationship with Hanne? (I’m deliberately not talking about cheating or hurting her, please interpret my question the way in which it was formulated :))

ohshutupitsquick:

Wait how can you not be talking about him cheating? If he was with Hanne and he slept with another woman that that is cheating.

However I’ll humor the question and answer no. I don’t like to speculate about Mads’s personal life because that’s not my place but like I said, humoring it.
I believe Mads is probably a very sexual person, there’s practically sexuality in everything the man does, he’ll flirt until his hearts content and I’m sure Hanne doesn’t mind that but as for actually doing the do I doubt it very much. As far as I’m aware he’s faithful to his wife and still very much head over heels in love.

Though if you were talking in a kinky ‘lets spice things up’ sense, hm, I wouldn’t be able to say with any certainty. Hanne & Mads sandwich? Who in there right mind would say no?

Yes, the only answer is yes please Mr and Mrs Mikkelsen. 

Hanne and Mads sandwich hell yeah

Hannigram au: After Hannibal’s escape, Will is in an accident that costs him his memory. When Hannibal returns, Will does not remember him and assumes he is an old friend. Hannibal takes his as an opportunity to truly reconstruct Will in his own image, but soon realizes he prefers Will in his innocent form.

ohshutupitsquick:

Erm, yes please. I can almost imagine Hannibal’s disappointment after all his hard labor, he realizes he’s loved Will exactly the way he was, pure and beautiful.
Someone talented write this!

Isnt this basically the plot of “The Vow”? I think this should still be written tho

HANNIBAL AND THE DOORKNOB, COME ON, IVE BEEN WANTING IT FOR MONTHS NOW

ohshutupitsquick:

chesapeake-cannibal:

ohshutupitsquick:

//Hannidoor is something I’m not familiar with but I’ll take a shot in the dark here for a bro. NO JUDGEMENT. PS. I know nothing about wine I just picked a random name, Hannibal would kill me for force feeding him cheap swill.

It was late, office hours were long over still he found himself sitting at the immaculately clean desk flipping through his patient files half-heartedly, something else had been hindering his concentration for days now, that damn door.
Upon closing the file he leans back, eyes closed and draws a exasperated sigh. It had been weeks now, door was always present making no sounds except the occasional creek and groan upon opening and closing and today door had been doing a lot of both. Patients would come and go, wrapping their filthy hands around his object of affection sometimes lingering to touch the latch. Just the recollection of it had him seething. That door was a flirt and didn’t he know it.
His self restraint fraying, he could take it not a moment more. Leaving his chair and untouched glass of Jean-Luc Colombo behind he strode confidently over to the door.
You’ve been attempting to provoke me into action for a while now haven’t you, you varnished enchantress.” He spoke in a cool measured tone as he began caressing the mahogany wood delicately. His fingers tracing the decorative indentations before smoothing his palm over the broad plains to find it’s resting place. The door let out an almost inaudible creak but there’s no fooling Hannibal’s ears, oh no he heard it well enough to spur him into action once more, his other hand sliding up to the beautifully ornate brass knob, running his finger back and forth over the tip, he cups it now pressing the heel of his hand to the cold hardness and twisting it with a flick of his wrist in repetitive motions all the while rubbing himself against the beautiful surface savouring the fiction it allowed. 
Door openly moans now, shuddering at the sudden advance but embracing it, creaking it’s approval. Hannibal taking a step back slowly removes his slightly creased slacks and underwear which was now straining against his evident arousal, once freed he began works himself with his hand spreading his sticky precum across his head then down lower past his perineum to his tight wanton hole, circling and pressing before turning to regard door once more. ”Shall I let you enter me, Tell me would you like that?” his tone low and husky, the question needed no answer. He backed up angling himself just so before applying a steady pressure .
Half way and his breathing was already erratic, he couldn’t take it any longer, slamming back onto the knob with a strangled cry. He was too far gone for manners, his hips working on their own skewering himself over and over into the now slick object. Door vibrating and groaning with every admission. Hannibal’s hand came to rest on the frame bracing himself as his other worked over his aching length. His pants became desperate pleas for release, the final thrust sent him arching up as he rode out his mind numbing orgasm spilling himself across the expensive hardwood flooring.
When he became coherent again he was still clutching onto the frame for support, his legs turned to an unresponsive mess, he winced as he pulled away from the now exhausted door and proceeded to collapse sated to the floor. He could clean up later for now all he wanted was to bask in the hazy afterglow knowing door was his and his alone.

WOW

WELL DONE

Oh my god no! Why would you Reblog that just as I forgot it existed?!

Because this is perfect and deserves to be seen, dont be ashamed to step onto the dark side :]

HANNIBAL AND THE DOORKNOB, COME ON, IVE BEEN WANTING IT FOR MONTHS NOW

ohshutupitsquick:

//Hannidoor is something I’m not familiar with but I’ll take a shot in the dark here for a bro. NO JUDGEMENT. PS. I know nothing about wine I just picked a random name, Hannibal would kill me for force feeding him cheap swill.

It was late, office hours were long over still he found himself sitting at the immaculately clean desk flipping through his patient files half-heartedly, something else had been hindering his concentration for days now, that damn door.
Upon closing the file he leans back, eyes closed and draws a exasperated sigh. It had been weeks now, door was always present making no sounds except the occasional creek and groan upon opening and closing and today door had been doing a lot of both. Patients would come and go, wrapping their filthy hands around his object of affection sometimes lingering to touch the latch. Just the recollection of it had him seething. That door was a flirt and didn’t he know it.
His self restraint fraying, he could take it not a moment more. Leaving his chair and untouched glass of Jean-Luc Colombo behind he strode confidently over to the door.
You’ve been attempting to provoke me into action for a while now haven’t you, you varnished enchantress.” He spoke in a cool measured tone as he began caressing the mahogany wood delicately. His fingers tracing the decorative indentations before smoothing his palm over the broad plains to find it’s resting place. The door let out an almost inaudible creak but there’s no fooling Hannibal’s ears, oh no he heard it well enough to spur him into action once more, his other hand sliding up to the beautifully ornate brass knob, running his finger back and forth over the tip, he cups it now pressing the heel of his hand to the cold hardness and twisting it with a flick of his wrist in repetitive motions all the while rubbing himself against the beautiful surface savouring the fiction it allowed. 
Door openly moans now, shuddering at the sudden advance but embracing it, creaking it’s approval. Hannibal taking a step back slowly removes his slightly creased slacks and underwear which was now straining against his evident arousal, once freed he began works himself with his hand spreading his sticky precum across his head then down lower past his perineum to his tight wanton hole, circling and pressing before turning to regard door once more. ”Shall I let you enter me, Tell me would you like that?” his tone low and husky, the question needed no answer. He backed up angling himself just so before applying a steady pressure .
Half way and his breathing was already erratic, he couldn’t take it any longer, slamming back onto the knob with a strangled cry. He was too far gone for manners, his hips working on their own skewering himself over and over into the now slick object. Door vibrating and groaning with every admission. Hannibal’s hand came to rest on the frame bracing himself as his other worked over his aching length. His pants became desperate pleas for release, the final thrust sent him arching up as he rode out his mind numbing orgasm spilling himself across the expensive hardwood flooring.
When he became coherent again he was still clutching onto the frame for support, his legs turned to an unresponsive mess, he winced as he pulled away from the now exhausted door and proceeded to collapse sated to the floor. He could clean up later for now all he wanted was to bask in the hazy afterglow knowing door was his and his alone.

WOW

WELL DONE