lil-plant:

me at the beginning: this guy is an asshole why does anyone like him wow this is lame
me now: THIS IS MY SMALL SON. HE IS TRASH AND IS ALSO VERY TINY AND I LOVE HIM. HE IS TRASH KING. I LOVE MY SMALL TRASH KING SON. HE IS MINE. MY TINY TRASH SON. MINE. ONLY MINE.