My Tumblr Crushes:

pretty rad blogs to follow fam

is it hannibal lecter in season three?

or is it

the male lead

in a lana del rey music video?

we just don’t know…

mean-cannibals reblogged your photoset and added:

YO YOUR OUTFIT IS SO COOL I BET HE’S JEALOUS

Thank you so much!!! and Mads being jealous? lol no way he looked way better than me

Piranah (1829 words) by PinkToby [AO3] (Happy Birthday, trr_rr!)

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hannibal (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Additional Tags: Pet Play, Masturbation, Bath Sex, Fish, inspired by a tumblr post, Crack, Terrible jokes at the end, Hand Jobs, Abandon logic all ye who enter here
Summary:

The birthday smut fic trr_rr never asked for, probably never wanted, but is going to get.

Inspired by the Tumblr text post by lafeianitric:
“what if people did petplay with other common household pets like imagine sitting in a bathtub filled with aquarium rocks while ur partner sprinkles fishfood on u like “cum for daddy””

mean-cannibals:

it’s not just a coincidence that “be an anal clinch” is an anagram for “cancel hannibal”

only a true anal clinch would call for ‘hannibal’ to be cancelled

mean-cannibals:

mikkelsenning:

beastheads:

do you ever just get really angry about this man’s existence [x]

what the fuck is he doing and why the fuck is he doing it ohmygod

HE GOT A BROOM FOR SWEEPIN’ THA LADIES OFF THEIR FEET

If that isnt smooth as fuck I dont know what is