lol – A Madness Between Two

vagarh:

Garret Jacob Hobbes in a Meridian credit union commercial.

The Minnesota Shrike grimly bears the superficial domesticity of this scene while thinking only of the hunt.

oh my god im crying

magicalcannibal:

The HeAteUs is too strong

~~follow for more pastel cannibalism~~

mononica:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS????

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO BE 6’ 0” AND BE A DANISH SEX GOD WITH A HOT AS FUCK ACCENT. MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME

shortypantssuzy:

Hannibal is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut. #hancelcannibal

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

THIS SHOW HAS MADE HUGH DANCY EVIL

And thats a bad thing whyyy……?

todd-solondz:

*2 Chainz voice* All i want for my birthday is a Hugh Dancy

O: he your big booty hoe

deathsenemy:

what if we tell NBC that if they cancel hannibal we’re all going to send them bits of cooked human flesh. then they’ll have no choice but to continue the series

‘cept none of us are as smart or clever as hannibal

I love how some people use the hannigram tag to voice their opinions about “how horrible” the ship is like a damn soapbox

haanigram:

licensetocannibalize:

samilovep:

Is Hannibal quietly creeping it’s way into superwholock…..?

pls no

NEIN

lol I think were fine where we are but thanks for the invite anyway!