You know where I come from, when people come out of jail their usually super buff and they have hella gang tattoos and they have this “hard thug life” mentality

They look somewhat like this:

 

Never in my life have I seen someone come out looking like this:

Now of course he came out looking like this:

But still, he still looked “normal” dang Bryan, you could have at least given him a few tattoos maybe even the teardrop:

OPPORTUNITY WASTED UGH