OKAY THINK ABOUT THIS

Hannibal has sort of this nipple fetish so much so that when Will’s nipples become hard he cant help himself but to play and twist them (cause of course hanni is a sadistic fuck)

Soo one day Will and Hannibal are outside working on a case and all of a sudden a cold gust of wind runs through and what ya know? Will’s nipples get hard so Hannibal drags him over to a secluded area away from the other agents rips off will shirt so that he can play with his perky pink nipples.

“William, was it your idea to come outside without your undershirt like a little whore? Did you think I wouldn’t notice?" 

I have a feeling Hannibal doesn’t actually work out (like go to the gym) He was a medical doctor so he should know how many calories is lost due to sex so whenever him and will eats a fatty meat, he just knows how long they should fuck so that they lose it (but knowing Hannibal, he would do will longer)