You know where I come from, when people come out of jail their usually super buff and they have hella gang tattoos and they have this “hard thug life” mentality

They look somewhat like this:

 

Never in my life have I seen someone come out looking like this:

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Now of course he came out looking like this:

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But still, he still looked “normal” dang Bryan, you could have at least given him a few tattoos maybe even the teardrop:

OPPORTUNITY WASTED UGH

Does anyone watch Full House? you know how Stephanie says “how rude?”

 

I like to think Stephanie is somehow Hannibal’s and her mother’s love child. In the show the kid’s mom dies in an “accident” (or maybe thats what Hannibal wanted everyone to think) Instead of keeping her with him he decided to leave her with the Tanner’s (because hey! at least their clean and not bad, Stephanie )

Maybe one day one of her friends asks her why she says “how rude” she’d probably say something to the effect of “I think I heard it in a dream, It was about a tall guy in a suit”

I also like to think Hannibal would’ve named her Misha but her mother went against it (maybe the reason he killed her?)

omfg why am i thinking about this???