Hannibal – Page 47 – A Madness Between Two

Okay this go all the fanfiction writers, I know our writing are great (its Pulitzer prize/Oprah Book Club worthy!) but for the love of all that is good and holy do not and I repeat do not read them out loud to a group of people, I’ve done it once and it was not pretty and I feel for this girl…. so yeah dont do it.

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Im offended by Murder Husbands because im not married #hancelcannibal

Hannibal would eat the hannibal haters, but their too salty and that’s bad for his cholesterol #hancelcannibal

A lack of musical numbers #hancelcannibal

Will is looks too twinky now #hancelcannibal

Hannibal doesn’t eat hipsters because he cant find a wine that taste pretentious #hancelcannibal

We havent seen Mads or Hugh’s butt yet

BRYAN FULLER IS BUTT RACIST BUTT ERASURE!!!111

#hancelcannibal

Hannibal brought boxed wine from wal-mart once #hancelcannibal

sheldon cooper is the only one that can make theremins look sexy #hancelcannibal

Hannibal listens to Nickelback #hancelcannibal