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AYY AGREED MAN I LOVE YOU

Read the original anon who wanked on Hanne my queen here

Yeah, I love Mads and he’s attractive, but damn, his wife is just so smooth and polished and athletic looking – which is a very welcoming contrast to Mads’ pauper rugged good looks. And they also obviously procreate well, I mean have you seen Viola Mikkelsen, because damn. (She’s the one on his right, with the blonde hair and yes I have a crush on both her and her parents oh my g o d the only one I don’t have a crush on is Carl and the only reason for that is that he’s younger than me)

Exactly, I think Hanne is around a couple years or so older than Mads, and so people immediately jump to the pairings that they appear in on TV. The average age gap between Mads’ co-stars nowadays is around…13/14 because most of his leading ladies (Caroline, Eva Green) are around their mid-thirties, and in some quite rare exceptions, mid twenties (like Alicia Vikander wow that was literally a 25 year age gap). Also, they are pretty feminine looking, due to the fact that directors need to balance out Mads’ extreme masculine features with a small, pretty girl – and boom, a type for the public is formed, and they now begin judging his actual wife. Like, a lot of people see Mads as the polished, high-class, greasy haired person he portrays in quite a lot of films, and fail to realize that he’s totally different IRL, with his gross, typical dad fashion sense and IKEA shopping, kids who realistically have exams, a wife who quit her dreams of running a dance centre (or somewhat like that) to accomodate his career, and a house they haven’t even finished mortaging. They’re so realistic, and if people expect Mads to have a small, feminine, 25 year old wife like he does in films, that’s fucking dumb. 

The same thing happens to, by the way, Game of Thrones star Nikolaj Coster Waldau (another rugged Dane ayy) because he co-stars with beautiful blonde women with large boobs and big hair, but his real life wife is small, and short haired, dark, and equally gorgeous and DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HATE SHE GETS it makes me so angry. 

Hanne and Mads were together since like way before I was born, and I honestly think they go wonderfully together. Also I hated the way that anon said “she looked like a butch lesbian”, like what the fuck is wrong with looking like a butch lesbian? Hanne looks just so well groomed and gorgeous and wonderful and she seems like one of those women who can stay at home and handle the rockstar (or in this case, gross trash daddy film star) perfectly. OMG, but basically, I’m agreeing with you on Hanne’s beauty and everything ayyy I just tend to go on long spirals of defence because a) I can’t handle people who are dicks to actual film star’s wives, and b) I just really love Hanne Jacobsen, I mean she is bae. 

So yeah, you can keep sending me the a) oh my god do you have more pics of his kids (I am not linking you to anything other than those award shows he brings them to), or anything to do with Mads film or movies, or even some of his biography/personal stuff as long as it’s not too private and he hasn’t divulged it by word of his own/his wife’s mouth, I will surely answer your question and provide you what I can. BUT IF YOU WANK ON HANNE JACOBSEN, EVEN ON ANON, I WILL CALL YOU THE FUCK OUT. 

Anyway, this basically has been me venting about this, I’m sorry, but thank you sweetie for your amazing ask and I totally, 100% agree with you!

PREACH IT!!