SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHO MADS WAS. I’m still upset.

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Not at all.

Because there’s no need to do interviews promoting a show and KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHOW BEFOREHAND.

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She didn’t even ASK him questions about the actual show it was legit just ‘lol what the fuck foreigner what accent what’ and Hugh left to think of something not entirely insulting to reply with and then saying sketchy ass shit about his wife ‘CONGRATS YOU GOT SOMEONE PREGNANT’

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What

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Fuck?

This^^

Dear goodness, like I didnt expect her to do that. If I was Hugh I would have said something rude back but she probably would have made a joke about british people being nice or some stupid shit like that 

Why must you be 18 to join the Murder Husbands Network? I’m 16, and would love to be eligible to join as soon as possible. Two years feels like a hella long time to wait, like season four of Sherlock might be out by then, that’s how long it is.

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I don’t need to have a reason.

All anyone needs to know is that I won’t ever change that rule.

You don’t have to wait for anything though. Literary anyone can make any network they want and set their own rules.

Two years feels like a hella long time to wait, like season four of Sherlock might be out by then, that’s how long it is.

Thats a hell of a long wait there anon. I feel bad cause I died laughing at that quote. your time will come :]

HANNIBAL AND THE DOORKNOB, COME ON, IVE BEEN WANTING IT FOR MONTHS NOW

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//Hannidoor is something I’m not familiar with but I’ll take a shot in the dark here for a bro. NO JUDGEMENT. PS. I know nothing about wine I just picked a random name, Hannibal would kill me for force feeding him cheap swill.

It was late, office hours were long over still he found himself sitting at the immaculately clean desk flipping through his patient files half-heartedly, something else had been hindering his concentration for days now, that damn door.
Upon closing the file he leans back, eyes closed and draws a exasperated sigh. It had been weeks now, door was always present making no sounds except the occasional creek and groan upon opening and closing and today door had been doing a lot of both. Patients would come and go, wrapping their filthy hands around his object of affection sometimes lingering to touch the latch. Just the recollection of it had him seething. That door was a flirt and didn’t he know it.
His self restraint fraying, he could take it not a moment more. Leaving his chair and untouched glass of Jean-Luc Colombo behind he strode confidently over to the door.
You’ve been attempting to provoke me into action for a while now haven’t you, you varnished enchantress.” He spoke in a cool measured tone as he began caressing the mahogany wood delicately. His fingers tracing the decorative indentations before smoothing his palm over the broad plains to find it’s resting place. The door let out an almost inaudible creak but there’s no fooling Hannibal’s ears, oh no he heard it well enough to spur him into action once more, his other hand sliding up to the beautifully ornate brass knob, running his finger back and forth over the tip, he cups it now pressing the heel of his hand to the cold hardness and twisting it with a flick of his wrist in repetitive motions all the while rubbing himself against the beautiful surface savouring the fiction it allowed. 
Door openly moans now, shuddering at the sudden advance but embracing it, creaking it’s approval. Hannibal taking a step back slowly removes his slightly creased slacks and underwear which was now straining against his evident arousal, once freed he began works himself with his hand spreading his sticky precum across his head then down lower past his perineum to his tight wanton hole, circling and pressing before turning to regard door once more. ”Shall I let you enter me, Tell me would you like that?” his tone low and husky, the question needed no answer. He backed up angling himself just so before applying a steady pressure .
Half way and his breathing was already erratic, he couldn’t take it any longer, slamming back onto the knob with a strangled cry. He was too far gone for manners, his hips working on their own skewering himself over and over into the now slick object. Door vibrating and groaning with every admission. Hannibal’s hand came to rest on the frame bracing himself as his other worked over his aching length. His pants became desperate pleas for release, the final thrust sent him arching up as he rode out his mind numbing orgasm spilling himself across the expensive hardwood flooring.
When he became coherent again he was still clutching onto the frame for support, his legs turned to an unresponsive mess, he winced as he pulled away from the now exhausted door and proceeded to collapse sated to the floor. He could clean up later for now all he wanted was to bask in the hazy afterglow knowing door was his and his alone.

WOW

WELL DONE

huh what do you mean by “there’s nothing amateur about mads having sex”? i sent in that confession and i meant amateur porn as in – the opposite of professional porn. mads and hanne are not professional porn actors :P i meant porn like a home video haha

Lol I knew what you meant.:]

It just with mads fantastic sex acting (if you havent seen his sex scenes you should, there golden.) It would feel more professorial to me  

Chilton making Lecter watch as he fucks Wills mouth while having a seizure. THE JEALOUSY ON HANNIBALS FACE!

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Oh man do I feel this.

Since Chilton won’t let Hannibal see Will anymore, he decides to pay him a visit to persuade him that this is not the proper course of treatment.

Chilton’s not in his office, but he’s foolishly left the door unlocked. And the monitor on that he uses to spy on Will.

Hannibal sits down and notices that Chilton is talking to Will in his cell, when something happens; there’s some flashing lights, since Frederick has decided to try and recreate some of what Hannibal had been doing to Will to induce seizures, and it works a little too well. Hannibal watches with curiosity as Chilton opens the cell door, and closes it behind him. He hasn’t called for help. Even he is shocked when he sees Chilton standing in front of Will, holding his jaw open and stroking his face, as he himself once did. His eyes narrow and he bites his lower lip.

Only this time, instead of a gastric tube being expertly fed down his throat, it’s Chilton’s cock. It takes a pathetically short amount of time before he sees that Chilton has finished himself off in Will’s mouth.

This is when Hannibal finally decides that no matter what happens, no matter how long it takes, there will come a day when Frederick Chilton meets his end under Hannibal’s knife and fork.

AAAAAAAHHHHH

WHY IS ISNT THERE MORE OF THIS??????

1 Will gives up a lot of things to be with Hannibal. He’s sacrificed his dogs, he allows himself to be dressed up on occasion and presented to a cooing selection of Baltimore’s elite, he even puts up with the regular pissing matches between Jack and his overprotective boyfriend. In return he asks very little. Regular sleeping hours, companionship and a little stability in his life. One thing that he has grown used to is the amazingly fluffy blueberry pancakes that greet him nearly every morning.

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2 However as he turns over in bed, sleepy smile grazing his features and sunlight streaming in through a haphazard gap in the curtains, he’s not greeted by the smell of still warm batter and maple syrup but instead the quiet sounds of repetitive drumming. Confused he cracks open an eye, glancing up at Hannibal who is sitting against the headboard of their bed, hair loose and pyjamas pristine, a look of intense concentration on his face. In his hands Will can make out the sleek black metal of his

3 phone, tilting and twisting as long fingers jab at the screen. Carefully Will sits up, sneaking out a hand to grab at the device, the screen lit up with half-assed graphics depicting a never-ending road littered with little gems. The moment he takes the phone the running figure plummets over one edge and Hannibal makes a keening sound, fixing a mournful gaze on Will. ‘Will,’ he says, ‘I had almost beaten my high score.’

4 He wants to laugh and pass it all off as some kind of joke because really, Hannibal playing Temple Run? But this is a man who arranges his spice rack alphabetically and makes sure his desk is always in neat parallels and from the number on the screen (nearly 3 million or something crazy. Will’s top score had been 2,773) he can tell he won’t be getting his pancakes for a while. (I’m sorry I have a habit of passing my own faults off on to cute couples)

OMFG???

TEMPLE RUN THO