haanigram:

this entire book is just someone chuckling lightly under a wide rimmed white hat while smoking a cigarette on an extender and drinking old brandy i hate this fucking moment in my life

Why does this sound somewhat familiar?

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oh god…

(well it reminds me)

Wow this is my daddy kink song for Mads omg I imagine him walking in my house unexpected and we just fuck all day and night

And I won’t knock .or ring no bells

You just float that bottom up in the air

I’ll get you hot, I know you oh so well

And when I walk in all that I wanna hear

Is you say Daddy’s home, home for me

And I know you’ve been waiting for this loving all day

You know your daddy’s home (daddy’s home),

and it’s time to play (so it’s time to play)

So you ain’t got to give my loving away