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haliameguid:

so i got frustrated for 18 seconds while trying to write the melody for my new hannibal song and i don’t know what happened i’m sorry

edit: lyrics and download link added by request but why

The Mads Mikkelsen Song

so it’s quarter to two and i’m trying to write a song about this guy
i got the words but i can’t get the tune
he’s in a show about a guy who eats people
wouldn’t be so hard if he didn’t look like such hot people when he’s eating people

mads mikkelsen
mads mikkelsen
this is a song that i’ll probably delete tomorrow

i wish he’d go away so i could finish this stupid song
it’s supposed to be dark and twisted but there’s pictures of him wearing rainbows and shit (???)
it’s damn frustrating writing songs about this guy
but it’s hard to hate him when you just wanna say ‘jeg elsker dig’
(that’s i love you in danish)

mads mikkelsen
mads mikkelsen
this is a song that i’ll probably delete tomorrow

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Piranah (1829 words) by PinkToby [AO3] (Happy Birthday, trr_rr!)

mean-cannibals:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hannibal (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Additional Tags: Pet Play, Masturbation, Bath Sex, Fish, inspired by a tumblr post, Crack, Terrible jokes at the end, Hand Jobs, Abandon logic all ye who enter here
Summary:

The birthday smut fic trr_rr never asked for, probably never wanted, but is going to get.

Inspired by the Tumblr text post by lafeianitric:
“what if people did petplay with other common household pets like imagine sitting in a bathtub filled with aquarium rocks while ur partner sprinkles fishfood on u like “cum for daddy””

Piranah (1829 words) by PinkToby [AO3] (Happy Birthday, trr_rr!)

YAKIMONO AFTERMATH – PART FOUR {MORNING} WARNING: DUBCON + FEMINIZATION

una-and-the-lion:

[LINK TO PART ONE {EVENING}] [LINK TO PART TWO {NIGHT}] [LINK TO PART THREE {MIDNIGHT}] 

I hope no one’s bothered by the sudden influx of parts two-four, but I didn’t feel like holding onto these any longer. I’ll be away for a while because of papers, but thank you if you read, and I hope you enjoy them! 

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