otherbully1:

Fanfic help:

I NEED A WORD FOR PENIS. A WORD OTHER THAN ‘DICK’ OR ‘COCK’ THAT DOESN’T SOUND RIDICULOUSLY STUPID!!!! JUST FOR ONE TIME USE.

(even though ‘cock’ sounds stupid to me sometimes but I’m trying to cater to my audience right now… plus it’s fitting for the characters involved. When I write smut with people of color in it, ‘dick’ is the one I’ll be using)

Phallus, but that probably sounds dumb too