Does anyone watch Full House? you know how Stephanie says “how rude?”

I like to think Stephanie is somehow Hannibal’s and her mother’s love child. In the show the kid’s mom dies in an “accident” (or maybe thats what Hannibal wanted everyone to think) Instead of keeping her with him he decided to leave her with the Tanner’s (because hey! at least their clean and not bad, Stephanie )

Maybe one day one of her friends asks her why she says “how rude” she’d probably say something to the effect of “I think I heard it in a dream, It was about a tall guy in a suit”

I also like to think Hannibal would’ve named her Misha but her mother went against it (maybe the reason he killed her?)

omfg why am i thinking about this???